So I was at the gym today...

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So I was at the gym today...

Post by BenWA » Tue May 06, 2003 1:40 am

...scoping the honies, as usual...and there's this one in particular who's SUUUPER smokin', with a body that screams "spend a day with me and you'll die happy." So anyway, I think about hittin' on this chic like every time she's in there, and today I started to really seriously look for an opportunity to talk to her.

So there I am on the big matt doing my ab routine, just regular straight up crunches at the time...a zillion of em. And this girl comes over and sits down next to me and starts stretching. There I am finishing my set, grunting out a few more.....and I fukin' blast out the loudest most obnoxious fart ever, it just sneeked out between my cheeks...I couldn't control it. I tried to play it off like it was my foot rubbing against the matt all funny, but she didn't buy it...she just got up and made herself scarce. :(

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Post by madbiker » Tue May 06, 2003 1:56 am

Ah, that sucks pretty bad dude.
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Re: So I was at the gym today...

Post by Rocky » Tue May 06, 2003 1:58 am

BenWA wrote:...scoping the honies, as usual...and there's this one in particular who's SUUUPER smokin', with a body that screams "spend a day with me and you'll die happy." So anyway, I think about hittin' on this chic like every time she's in there, and today I started to really seriously look for an opportunity to talk to her.

So there I am on the big matt doing my ab routine, just regular straight up crunches at the time...a zillion of em. And this girl comes over and sits down next to me and starts stretching. There I am finishing my set, grunting out a few more.....and I fukin' blast out the loudest most obnoxious fart ever, it just sneeked out between my cheeks...I couldn't control it. I tried to play it off like it was my foot rubbing against the matt all funny, but she didn't buy it...she just got up and made herself scarce. :(

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Ahahahaha, that is the funniest crap! I feel for you man. I've done some pretty retarded stuff in the presence of girls (example: got the girls name wrong on a date, she wasn't happy about it), but thank God I haven't done that yet.

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Post by Dinsy » Tue May 06, 2003 2:27 am

Atleast you didnt shit yourself man.

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Post by dump » Tue May 06, 2003 2:31 am

lol
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Post by zimbabwe legit » Tue May 06, 2003 2:40 am

dude if you bust ass and she bolts, it wasn't meant to be.

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Post by M.W. » Tue May 06, 2003 3:20 am

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Post by NOM4D » Tue May 06, 2003 3:59 am

i would of dispensed with the farting and straight gave her a hurricane
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Post by Peter » Tue May 06, 2003 4:25 am

AHAha,.. sad....

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Post by Kalem » Tue May 06, 2003 4:38 am

Dinsy wrote:Atleast you didnt shit yourself man.


hahaha :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by joe@jt » Tue May 06, 2003 6:14 am

look ben here is the deal
now is your big chance to talk to her
you sent out the message that you are so cool that you can do whatever you want in front of whomever you want
girls love guys with confidence
your in
it didnt smell did it
cuz then your in trouble
go for it
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although you shouldnt believe anything i said since I never farted in front of a chick I tried to pick up
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Post by BigHit-Maniac » Tue May 06, 2003 7:12 am

Dude.... that's some funny shit.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Kind of reminds me of this kid in my Weights class at school...

he's fallen ASLEEP on the leg press 3 times, almost dropped the bench-pressing bar on his nose twice, and he's farted numerous times while doing squats. (where it looks like you're taking a dump anyway).

Good times dude. Good times.

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Post by Acadian » Tue May 06, 2003 8:20 am

Dinsy wrote:Atleast you didnt shit yourself man.


mouahhhhhh.....the exact same thing came to my mind after reading Ben's post...hahaha.

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Post by Dinsy » Tue May 06, 2003 8:28 am

I think it's because everyone knows ben as the guy who crapped himself. :oops:

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Post by Acadian » Tue May 06, 2003 9:26 am

Dinsy wrote:I think it's because everyone knows ben as the guy who crapped himself. :oops:


that wasn't Ben...that was Buetang! :roll: :wink:
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Post by Daniel(Canada) » Tue May 06, 2003 9:31 am

AHAHAHAHA that's great!

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Post by seth399 » Tue May 06, 2003 10:04 am

joe@jt wrote:look ben here is the deal
now is your big chance to talk to her
you sent out the message that you are so cool that you can do whatever you want in front of whomever you want
girls love guys with confidence
your in
it didnt smell did it
cuz then your in trouble
go for it
life is to short to wait around for something to happen
although you shouldnt believe anything i said since I never farted in front of a chick I tried to pick up


ahahaaa, ya screw it dude, next time head to the gym with half a bottle of Jager in you, then do it up
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Post by Hcor » Tue May 06, 2003 10:28 am

This is one of the best posts to ever grace this board. I am going to make a Classic post thread and put this one in it.
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Post by Style » Tue May 06, 2003 10:28 am

dude, if you didnt try to squeeze out those last few cruntches then you proberly would have been fine. :roll: oh well focking funny anyways.

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Post by Buetang » Tue May 06, 2003 10:44 am

I would've left a brown puddle :oops:

That SUCKS dude. at least I didn't shit/fart on some hot chick. I just pinched one off stealth mode and told all you sick bastards about it!
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Post by seth399 » Tue May 06, 2003 10:45 am

Buetang wrote:I would've left a brown puddle :oops:

That SUCKS dude. at least I didn't shit/fart on some hot chick. I just pinched one off stealth mode and told all you sick fucks about it!


O, you really crapped yourself? ahaha I thoght that was a joke...you sick monkey f**k!!
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Post by Buetang » Tue May 06, 2003 10:48 am

yeah, I thought it was gonna be a fart. It unfortunately (for my CK's) wasn't.
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Post by a13x » Tue May 06, 2003 11:08 am

rahahhahahaha. you're a good man charlie brown
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Post by VBish » Tue May 06, 2003 11:12 am

lmao thats great

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Post by Acadian » Tue May 06, 2003 11:17 am

a13x wrote:rahahhahahaha. you're a good man charlie brown


you talking to me? :roll:
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